10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--