10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow