10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.