10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.