10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.