10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.