10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.