10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow