10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.