10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak