10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?