10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson