10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977