10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--