10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.