10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?