10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.