10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed