10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.