10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike