10 Random Poker Quotes

"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
in the poker game of life women are the rake
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"