10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger