10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.