10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo