10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!