10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.