10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."