10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson