10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.