10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim