10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester