10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson