10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.