10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!