10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!