10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Welcome to kicker school
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.