10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.