10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is for loners.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs