10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."