10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.