10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.