10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts