10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear