10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.