10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury