10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "No river, no fish."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester