10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."