10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth