10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike