10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT